Friday, December 11, 2009

Your Friday Smile!

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."

Johnny looking worried, said, "Dad I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

Happy Friday!
Two Fridays before Christmas...
Please, don't drink & drive if you party.


Titaxy said...


Tracey said...

What can brown do for you? Love it!!


Green-Eyed Momster said...

Thank you for the lovely Christmas Card. I love the glitters! Very beautiful and I have to ditto everything you wrote.
Love ya!


Anonymous said...

Oh that's awesome. It makes me think of the UPS guy in Legally Blonde.