tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25689012.post7699719927051678401..comments2023-11-05T07:51:12.127-05:00Comments on <br><br><br><center>S2T: Stinkypaw's</center>: Your Friday Smile!stinkypawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04418558395508830375noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25689012.post-25016767099377336962008-03-23T09:54:00.000-04:002008-03-23T09:54:00.000-04:00Don't eat too much chocolate???!!! That's heresy!!...Don't eat too much chocolate???!!! That's heresy!!!!!!!!!! ;-)Annakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01618621465298118846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25689012.post-16364994735435776702008-03-22T09:59:00.000-04:002008-03-22T09:59:00.000-04:00Is there such a thing as too much chocolate???Happ...Is there such a thing as <I>too much chocolate</I>???<BR/><BR/>Happy Easter!tNbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16440546073795627807noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25689012.post-72781950441396698212008-03-21T16:19:00.000-04:002008-03-21T16:19:00.000-04:00satan invented spreadsheets. in fact, i think one ...satan invented spreadsheets. in fact, i think one of his "names" is "Excel".<BR/><BR/>whatcha makin' for easter dinner?? i'm all prepare to be offended by it.karahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01690274092026593186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25689012.post-34104588839086041952008-03-21T14:09:00.000-04:002008-03-21T14:09:00.000-04:00Here's one for you:A New Priest At His First MassA...Here's one for you:<BR/><B>A New Priest At His First Mass</B><BR/><BR/>A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." <BR/><BR/>So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:<BR/><BR/>1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.<BR/>2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.<BR/>3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.<BR/>4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.<BR/>5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.<BR/>6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.<BR/>7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as daddy,junior and the spook.<BR/>8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.<BR/>9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.<BR/>10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T".<BR/>11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me"<BR/>12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry."<BR/>13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God.Brave Astronauthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13893671129001583065noreply@blogger.com