In Quebec, the French do not pronounce the letter "H". For example Hot Dog is pronounced Ot Dog and Hudson Hardware is pronounced Udson Ardware.
One day in a French Immersion Class for 1st graders, the teacher was asking her class to describe the use of Ozonol.
Little Mary got up and explained that she had fallen while roller skating and scratched her knee. She went home and her Mother cleaned the cut and put a bandage with Ozonol on her knee and it was all better.
The teacher was so proud and then asked other children if they had any explanation of the word.
Little Pierre raised his hand and started to explain. Well Teacher, da udder nite, me an my fodder are watching da Montreehal and Tampa Ockey Game. An den my mudder start to do da vaccum. Den, my fodder, yell at
my mudder, aih, aih aih,aih; Tabarnack Louise, put dat dam ting away now or I'll stick it up your arse "Ose n, all"
Have a great "long" weekend!
1 comment:
I love it! Thanks for the laugh. Ayez un bon week-end aussi!
I knew 6 years of French would come in handy someday!
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