C'est l'histoire de l'ex qui va au mariage de son ancienne femme.
Durant la soirée, l'ex va voir le nouveau marié et lui demande d'un air fendant: "Pis, comment tu trouves ça rentrer dans du stock usagé?"
Le nouveau marié regarde l'ex droit dans les yeux et de son air le plus imperturbable lui répond : "C'est pas si pire que ça sais-tu! Passé les deux premiers pouces, c'est flambant neuf !!!"
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A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to call his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.
"I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said.
"I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
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