The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business. As they are walking home the first man says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!" "Dead?" says his friend, "why would you say that?" "Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."
His friend says, "I think mine was a witch." "A witch, why the hell would you say that?" "Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window."
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Comment est-on sûr que Dieu n'était pas une femme? Parce que si Dieu était une femme, alors le sperme aurait le goût du chocolat... et le clitoris sentirait la bière!
Have a great weekend & une très bonne longue fin de semaine - Bonne St-Jean!!!
...and a very happy birthday Preppygirl!!
...and a very happy birthday Preppygirl!!
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Merci beaucoup! Je bouverais beaucoup de biere et vin cette fin de semaine! Laissez les bonne temps rouler (or something like that) Please feel free to correct my french.
I shall think of you as I raise my glass this weekend. A votre sante!
I won't correct your French since I think it is so cute and it sort of sounded like you probably did after your night out with Galoot and cie! ;-)
J'espère que vous avez eu une belle soirée et surtout pas de mal de tête le lendemain! Cheers!
I did have a great party but sadly, did have a headache the next day - but it was worth it!
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