First, I want to apologize, because in this post I will be swearing!
While I was waiting by the cash at the butcher shop, for him to give me back my change, this lady (I’m being nice here!) comes in, on her fuggin’ cell phone, pushing her cart and me in the process, so that she’ll be served. Can you believe that? I’m not a little girl, with the size I have, it is IMPOSSIBLE that she didn’t see me! WTF? I tapped her on the shoulder, to make sure that she would see/hear me, and simply said “Excuse me, I’m not done here”. Her only reply was “oh”
That is one of those times where I wish I could just turn around and slap the shit out of her or anyone else like her! How can you be so fucking oblivious to your surroundings and have no respect for others whatsoever? Unreal!
Last night, on our way out of the mall, this woman, who was closing shop came backing out of the store fast. As we walked by, she rammed into me hard. My first reaction was to close my right fist; I was ready to bolt her one. I guess 20 years of karate do want to come out every so often!
It’s ok for her to be unconscious and hit me the way she did (I had a red mark on my wrist, and I felt the throbbing for a few minutes), but if I was to hit her that would be illegal and wrong.
In my next life I want to come back as one of them: brainless, dumb, moronic, oblivious and unconscious type person – it looks so easy for them…
OK, I’m feeling better now… I think?!
4 comments:
Oh come on! You don't really want to be a brainless twit in your next life, do you? I always look at people like that and just feel sorry for them. "At least I'm me and not them!" I think to myself. Not everyone can be as cool as us Stinkypaw!
:-D
No, you don't want to be brainless. I agree with preppygirl.
What you WANT to do is come back as someone with the power to make it illegal to be stupid. ;-)
preppygirl: You're right not totally brainless, but at least unaware of Them - I'm done feeling sorry for them too! ...and I guess you're right about the cool factor, but still at times I wish I could smack some sense into one!
dcmm: I REALLY like that idea! Great thinking! Thanks ladies!
I just worked today at Plaza Saint Hubert's sidewalk sale.
It's worse than boxing day! Stupid people as far as the eye can see!
I love watching people drop stuff on the floor in the store and not pick it up!
I'm there to do the freakin' windows! Here is a summary of what I got asked today:
1. "Do you work here?" (while I was in the window styling a mannequin's hair!)
2. "What's on sale?"
3. "Isn't everything on sale?"
4. "Are you charging tax today?" (Uh...why the hell would we not be charging tax today???)
5. "Isn't everything in the store 50% off?" (Uh,noooo!)
6. "Isn't everything on this rack 6.99$?" (Uh, no, it's 6.99 AND UP, you MORON!)
And that's not to mention the people who knock on the window to laugh at me while I'm working!
Let me tell you how much I wanted to tell people to f**k right off!!!
Sorry about that, had to vent!
Thanks, I feel a lot better, now!
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