Ma femme et moi étions assis dans le lit la nuit dernière, discutant des choses de la vie. Nous parlions de l'idée de vivre ou mourir. Je lui dis:
"Ne me laisse jamais vivre dans un état végétatif, dépendant d'une machine et du liquide d'une bouteille. Si tu me vois dans cet état, débranche tous les éléments qui me maintiennent en vie"
Sur ce, elle s'est levée, a débranché le câble de la TV et m'a enlevé ma bière.
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A rabbit is running through the forest, when he comes upon a monkey rolling a joint.
He says "Monkey, monkey, why do you do drugs? Come run in the forest with me!" So the monkey puts down his joint and runs through the forest with the rabbit.
Then the rabbit and the monkey come across an elephant snorting a line of coke. The rabbit says, "Elephant, elephant, why do you do drugs? Come run in the forest with me!" So the elephant joins the rabbit and the monkey.
Then the trio come upon a lion shooting up some herion. The rabbit says, "Lion, lion, why do you do drugs? Come run in the forest with me!"
The lion roars, "NO!" and reaching out with his paw, he smashes the rabbit flat.
The monkey and the elephant look shocked, and the monkey says "Why did you do that?"
The lion replied, "Fucking rabbit always wants me to run through the forest when he's on speed."
Thanks Hasarder – good one!
Have a bon weekend everyone!
Have a bon weekend everyone!
9 comments:
hahahahaa .. that was a good one !!
too funny :)
thanks for the card and the wishes ... I really appreciated it
kim: Welcome to my blog!
My pleasure for the card! Hope everything works out! Drop by anytime!
HAHAHA! I like the first one. My husband would probably cry if I did that.
dcmm: You read French? Cool!
If I were to do that to my husband he would probably go into a vegetative state! :-D
I couldn't understand every word in the French joke, but I got the joke. If I unhooked the cable, there would definitely be a riot in our house. =)
-r-: Mayhem would occur in this house... nothing less!
The joke was basically this guy, in bed with his wife talking about life, and how if he would rather die than be plugged to a machine or fed from a bottle and asked his wofe to unplug him if he can only live with those. She got up and unplugged the cable and took his beer.
Soooo glad you translated. My French is rusty...okay, it has decomposed into a heap of dust and ashes. Both jokes are hilarious!
yeah, I had six years of French in high school/college. I can still read it, but don't ask me to try and speak (or type) it. You'd laugh your arse off at how much I've lost when it comes to structuring a lousy sentence. boo.
mimmaw: Like anything else, if you don't practise you lose it! Glad you enjoyed them!
dcmm: Maybe one day you'll make me laugh?
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