A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple!" A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled. My wife quietly said, 'That's once'."
"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
"I started an angry protest over her treatment to the horse, while I was shouting; she looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'.
And we lived happily ever after."
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Un homme et sa femme sont en train de se chicaner le jour de leur 40e anniversaire de mariage.
Le mari crie :
- Quand tu vas mourir, je vais t’acheter une pierre tombale qui dira : « Ici repose ma femme, froide comme toujours ».
- Oui, répond la femme, quand tu vas mourir, moi je vais en acheter une où on pourra lire : « Ici repose mon mari, enfin dur »...
Bonne fin de semaine tout le monde!
1 comment:
I LOVE IT.
I immediately sent this to my husband. Too funny.
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