I just had to share this, which I got by e-mail. The title of this post is the sentence I ended up with! I've changed the instructions so that it applies to blogs.
This is funny!
Pick the month you were born:
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I dry humped
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None----------because I cant control myself
Now type out the sentence you end up with, in the title of a new post, and don't forget to include the rest (instructions). AND let me know!
14 comments:
Hm, turns out I ran over a gangster because that's how I roll. (crickets chirping) That sort of makes sense. Sort of. ;-)
I murdered Chuch Norris because I hate my family????
I dry humped my best friend's boyfriend because I hate myself! Yeah baby!
Ananke: I didin't say it would make sense! Only that it's funny! BTW, you're the 5th person I know born on that day!
s.: It's as good a reason as anything else! ;-)
issy: Welcome as the opiniated lurker that you are! ;-) You go girl, but watch your back!
"I yelled at your mom because I'm not a homosexual" ... what the !?!?!
That's funny ...
Thanks for the birthday wishes ... you're sweet.
Have a great weekend.
Take care, Meow
I dry humped Chuck Norris because I'm cool.
So even here I'm obsessed with sex. Huh.
meow: Hope you had a good one!
trueself: Even here, man!
I did the Macarena with a fireman because I'm sexy and I do what I want!!!
i yelled at a gangsta because i was high.
j67: Wow! That's the best one! LOL
princess slea: Good one!
hmmm im reluctent to start a post with 'I dry humped a pickle cuz thats how i roll!' People may start rumours about me...
elf: You are too funny! You made me laughed out loud! You're too much!
I did the macarena with a Mexican because I was drunk!
-r-: Hey, that goes with your "beergaritas"! ;-)
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