When I read this at Cinnamon's, I just had to post it - it's not a meme as such, but melikes, so here goes:
Once you have read this post, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictions. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. Don't try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.
: TAURUS The Tramp Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
.:VIRGO:. The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
.:LIBRA:. The Lover Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
.:ARIES:. The Liar Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE! 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
.:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
.:LEO:. The Lion in bed Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at ***. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
.:CANCER:. The Cutie MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great at telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. Cares more about others than themselves. Loves Unconditionally. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
.:CAPRICORN The passionate Lover Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irritable, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna mess with you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
It said to "Send to 7 friends", but you may only choose to post it... or not, it's all up to you.
Oh! I'm a Sagittarius... in case you were wondering... he! he!
* What's your sign?
8 comments:
I am not a believer in the Zodiak stuff, but I do think there are influences beyond are knowledge. I don't agree to all the specific astrology, read you palm b.s. etc. They are general enough to fit anyone or they say what people want to believe about themselves and so attribute truthfullness to it.
I'm a Libra and don't I wish I were all that in bed! At least I don't think I am. I am nice though.
I got this one in an email Friday but I didn't send it out so I guess I get 4 years bad luck (I'm a Sagitarrius too). Did you notice that everyone is somehow really great in bed? At least I hope I'm not the only one who noticed that. ;-)
back when I was in florida and totally into astrology, i saw a psychic and i swear she was the real deal. i went to her a couple of times over a three year period and the very specific things she told me have been totally right on. I think I'll post about it.
I don't read my horrorscope every day and live by it but I do believe the signs and placement of the stars plays a part in our personalities. It's been right too many times about too many people I know for me not to believe it.
Wow, everyone is great in bed!
:)
I have found a lot of this stuff to be right on for me whenever I read my description, etc. It's interesting that my Myers Briggs personality is the same description type as the typical Cancer.
wreckless: There are many "frauds" in those fields, for sure.
I had to go back and read Libra! ;-)
ananke: I hadn't notice only because I didn't read it all, only the signs I was curious about...
princess: There are some really good ones, I've seen a few and some were really lame and one actually scared me (after the fact!). Horoscope is harder for me to "believe" in, but I do believe!
paisley: Had to look up Myers Briggs (interesting!), it fit my personality (this post) pretty well, but I'm not really sure I'm a freak though! :-)
I'm a cancer (which you could probably figure out) and that describes me pretty well - except the part about being an animal in bed - maybe ten or fifteen years ago but after two kids I've mellowed!
Lol! they are all the same! does that mean that everyone is the same, and freaking hot in bed? lol.
Tho, im an aries, and my name apparantly means 'lovable' and my birthday is the 16th of april. (16 years bad luck) Coincedence?? Most likely!!
pg: ...before the stretch mark in your tatts? he! he!
elf: Everybody is a freak in bed! I always thought so!
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