Friday, August 17, 2007

Your Friday Smile!

Quebecer (This was sent to me by my dear Hawaiian friend...)
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If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May; you live in Quebec. (what they don't close everywhere?!)

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time; you live in Quebec. (only to take out the garbage!)

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number; you live in Quebec. (well he sounded nice...)

If you measure distance in hours; you live in Quebec. (I had to laugh because I do that!)

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once; you live in Quebec. (yeah well, I have many cousins and friends!)

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again; you live in Quebec. (I've done that... but I thought it was because I was flashing!)

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching; you live in Quebec. (That I don't really do! I'd say 50 mph!)

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked; you live in Quebec. (I know many who do that, but I don't! We live in a city afterall!)

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them; you live in Quebec. (yeah ok, so what?!)

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit; you live in Quebec. (LOL, my mom used to!)

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you; you live in Quebec. (that or you're an Ontarian being passed by a Quebecer!)

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow; you live in Quebec. (That is SO true!)

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction; you live in Quebec.

If you find -6 degrees "a little chilly"; you live in Quebec. (It is!)

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Quebec friends & family; you live (or lived) in Quebec. (or in my HI friend's case: she's been here in winter!)

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That's not "just" in Quebec, but worldwide!

Have a great weekend everyone!
And please, come visit us!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Amen....but it's still the best place to live in North America !!!;-)

Kim said...

a few of those apply to us Ontarians too...I remember quite a few Halloween costumes designed to fit over a snowsuit!

...and that cartoon was quite funny ;)

have a great weekend!

Purple Pigeon said...

For some bizarre reason, the pic wouldnt come up on my comp. Grrr.

All the talk to the snow is doing nothing to dispel my fantasy of it being all log cabins, bears and cocoa in front of a warm fire. When i'm a millionaire, it will be my winter getaway!

Was chuckling at the 75mph/2ft of snow, cuz whenever it snows here, even just a sprinkling, the country grinds to a halt. Maybe you have a special, grippy, non cold type of snow?

stinkypaw said...

mousse: It is indeed!

kim: I think some of those could be for Canadians all together!

pigeon: There is snow here, but we don't live in log cabins, far from it! At least we don't! And the snow isn't anything like when we were kids, that's for sure.

I think that the fact that we do have "lots" of snow yearly we are more accustom to winter driving. Nothing special about the snow, but our tires might be different!

Attila the Mom said...

Hehehe. I think a lot of it applies to mountain living too!

Thanks for the laugh!!

Anonymous said...

hey- about 90% of this could be said about Wisconsin too!

stinkypaw said...

atm: I'm sure it does, especially with what I remember from last winter in your area! LOL

monkey: So we have more things in common than chocolate! ;-)

Nicotine Jones said...

This is why I moved from Cleveland to Orlando. Many of the same things. It gets hot, but it's very nice to still be outside barefoot (avoiding the fire ants) in January)...

I think if I lived in Quebec, I probably wouldn't have moved south, though. It's a very cool city...

stinkypaw said...

nicotine: Welcome to my world! Hope you'll come back!

Montreal/Quebec is a lovely place to live after all - I'm still here after all! ;-)