Friday, October 05, 2007

Your Friday Smile!

Today, it's all about Maxine!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars:

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation, "What can you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine, sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

So endeth the sermon.

***


Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida ...

Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?


Have a great long weekend to my fellow Canadians!
Happy Thanksgiving!
And please, don't forget to tell me your birth date (here)!

4 comments:

DrowseyMonkey said...

LOL @ not having worms. I love that logic!

Ananke said...

Hahahaha, I LOVE Maxine!

lizgwiz said...

I think I'm going to BE Maxine some day.

Happy Thanksgiving, my Canadian friend!

thethinker said...

That brightened up my day. I love Maxine.