Sorry for the late post of “Friday Smile”, but I have a valid excuse. Yesterday afternoon I had a lumbar puncture (a.k.a. “spinal tap”, the procedure, not the band or movie) done, and had really bad headache after that. Today is better, lighter headache.
Without further delay, here’s your Friday Smile! Enjoy!
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello".
"Mrs. Ward, please."
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's specimen to the lab for testing yesterday, a specimen from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
"Well one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's."
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests once."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."