Friday, May 30, 2008

Your Friday Smile!

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again. The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4” stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

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A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th floor.

On the 23rd floor a very handsome man with great hair, but obvious dandruff, gets into the elevator. The women exchange a look acknowledging just how good looking this man is.

The man gets off the elevator on the 12th floor. The women watch him exit the elevator.

Then the brunette turns to the blonde and says, 'God, was he good looking, but someone ought to give him some Head & Shoulders.'

To which the blonde replies, 'How do you give shoulders?'

On that note, have a great weekend!
If you haven't yet, please tell me your birth date!

3 comments:

Purple Pigeon said...

lol, is it bad that in the first joke, I think the last response would be the best one?

Tammie said...

You're evil. Very funny -- but evil! ;-D

Marius said...

Well, now that I think about it, Batman did have just about everything in that utility belt.