Friday, August 22, 2008

Your Friday Smile!

One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me, so I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator.

'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?' I asked

'Yes,' she said, 'They're retired prostitutes, - they're having a yard sale.


Have agreat weekend everyone!


Marius said...

I keep forgetting to read these after breakfast. ;-)

PinkPiddyPaws said...

OOOOO!!!! I didn't see that one coming.. NICE one! :)

noble pig said...

I always look forward to Friday's jokes, they are hilarious.

Annake said...

Sad to say the last one is sooooo true. ;-)

Traceytreasure said...

Very, very good advice!! I wish I could partake!! Have a great weekend!!
Hugs!! :)

Periwinkle Studio said...

Great one! :)