A woman who just turned 50 is at home, naked, happily jumping on her bed and laughing with delight.
Her husband watches for a few minutes and asks, 'Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you ? '
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says 'I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that, not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 yr. old.'
The husband asks, 'What did he say about the 50 year old ass ?'
She replies, 'Your name never came up'
Tee hee - enjoy your weekend!