Friday, April 10, 2009

Your Friday Smile!

APARTMENT FOR RENT

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500.

They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

Dear Madam:

Enclosed find a check for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:

#1 - it had never been occupied;

#2 - there was plenty of heat; and

#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

However, I found out that:

#1 - it had been previously occupied,

#2 - there wasn't any heat, and

#3 - it was entirely too large.'

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the
following note:

Dear Sir:

#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.

#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.

#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.

So, Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.


On that note, hope you'll have a great Easter!

7 comments:

Green-Eyed Momster said...

That was good!! :)
Thank you very much and happy Easter to you too!!

Hugs!!

Attila the Mom said...

Bahahahahaha! Loved it!

Periwinkle Studio said...

Muahahawa! Good one! Thanks for the laugh! :)

Anonymous said...

Oh, that is funny. Hee! Happy Easter!

Annette said...

very funny, and a happy Easter to you.

Green-Eyed Momster said...

I'm thinking about you this week!
Hope you are happy and well.

Big hugs!!

kara said...

i learned how to follow you! yaaaaaaay!