Friday, May 01, 2009

Your Friday Smile!

Three women died and found themselves standing before St.Peter.

He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented.

The first woman, an American, said "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.

The second woman, a Mexican, said "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.

The third woman, a Canadian, said she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter said,"So, tell me."

She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder... "

St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."

Then the Canadian woman continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey."

St. Peter fainted.


Swine Flue Culprit Identified

Have a great weekend & don't forget to wash your hands!


Periwinkle Studio said...

I am greatly disturbed now! Thanks!

*just threw up a little in my mouth...ugh!

Have a wonderful day! :)

kara said...

kids are gross.

Traceytreasure said...

Funny joke! I'd have to say that Easter for me means lots of chocolate bunnies!! Yummy!!

Just so you know, that's not one of my girls with the pig!!


Traceytreasure said...

Your blog ROCKS my face off. Come by and get your award! It's so cute!!


Stinkypaw said...

Traceyt: Another award! My oh my!! You're spoiling me!