He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented.
The first woman, an American, said "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.
The second woman, a Mexican, said "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.
The third woman, a Canadian, said she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter said,"So, tell me."
She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder... "
St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."
Then the Canadian woman continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey."
St. Peter fainted.
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Swine Flue Culprit Identified
Have a great weekend & don't forget to wash your hands!
5 comments:
EEEeeek!
I am greatly disturbed now! Thanks!
*just threw up a little in my mouth...ugh!
Have a wonderful day! :)
kids are gross.
Funny joke! I'd have to say that Easter for me means lots of chocolate bunnies!! Yummy!!
:)
Just so you know, that's not one of my girls with the pig!!
Hugs!!
Your blog ROCKS my face off. Come by and get your award! It's so cute!!
Hugs!!
Traceyt: Another award! My oh my!! You're spoiling me!
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