At least once a year (read summer) we have to treat ourselves to DQ. I thought I had missed it this summer, but, on the last night of August she and I went for a smoked meat sandwich and then made our way to DQ – oh what a treat!
As I was leaving my friend’s place, in the suburbs of Montreal, I noticed a bottle of beer on the roof of her car. I tell her about it, she comes out, and can’t believe it. I then noticed that it’s actually a full bottle. As she picks it up, she noticed it was actually quite warm… eeeew…
It was a bottle of pee, which someone filled up and left there, on top of her car. How gross is that? She lives in a very residential area, in the West-Island of Montreal. I don’t think this was done by kids, at least I don’t think so. Nowadays kids have access to everything. It must have been a sight to see us, in the dark, walking around holding the bottle at arms’ length, if the pisser was hiding somewhere he must have been laughing hard. I sure was. The look on her face when she realised the bottle was really warm: priceless.
Tomorrow night I’ll be hosting a Jewellery Night for a girlfriend of mine (from high school) who makes pretty things with semi-precious stones and silver. What started out as a few girls (2-3) dropping by has now turned into about ten people coming over. I’ll be serving some food (since it’s right after work); it should be an interesting evening. I sure hope she gets to make some sales, because after all it is why I’m doing this, to boost her a little.
Can you believe than in three months we’ll be celebrating the arrival of 2010? I sure can’t!
9 comments:
I hope your friend used kleenex to hold the bottle and scrubbed her hands afterwards, ugh!! semi precious stones and silver, sparkly, pretty... sorry I'm dribbling not a pretty sight. Why wasn't I invited?
Hmm...a beer bottle full of piss on the roof of a car? Could be the beginnings of a Kathy Reichs novel. lol
ewwwwwwww..ewww :-(...whoever did that - sick!!!
That sounds like my kind of jewelry. Too bad I'm so far away.
A bottle of pee? Ewww...at least urine is sterile. Could have been worse. ;)
argh, don't scare me with talk of 2010!! Cuz before that, i have to deal with Christmas. Nooooo*whimper*
lol, the word verification is 'bripsy'
oh my god, you're right. wow...suddenly i feel the need to start planning my new years outfit right now. this is a big damn deal.
Sounds like fun, except for the pee! WTH?
Have fun at the party!
Hugs!!
I hope it wasn't a bottle of Molson that was desecrated.
Today is Sept. 2, so I suspect the shopping malls will start decorating any time now . . .
St Jude: My friend didn't use anything, but I'm sure she had a good scrubbed after. You'd be more that welcome to attend, I'll wait for you while you cross the "pond"! ;-)
Barb: LOL, very true, imagine the DNA and such that could be lifted off that bottle and car!
Tataxy: Eeewww is right!
Lizgwiz: Nice to see you back. Yeah distance is playing against us here.
Pigeon: It's beginning to look a lot like... it's coming... ;-)
kara: Damn right!
GEM: Thanks, should be interesting.
Charlie: Actually it was a bottle of Molson Ex. Sacrilege!!
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