Friday, September 18, 2009

Your Friday Smile!

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?" He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says , "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

Happy Weekend!


lizgwiz said...


Charlie said...

I have no idea where you find your smiles, but they're always great. thanks for today's smiler.

Green-Eyed Momster said...


Very good one! Thanks for the smiles! You always deliver!


Meg said...


Anonymous said...

Oh, hilarious!