Friday, September 25, 2009

Your Friday Smile!

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM .
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."

The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money...

Have a good one!


Meg said...

LOL Nothing beats a good blonde joke.

Titaxy said...


Green-Eyed Momster said...

I'm gonna color my hair a different color! ;)


St Jude said...

That was so funny. I really shouldn't laugh being a saint and all, but obviously as the patron saint of lost causes I do have a somewhat dark sense of humour.