Friday, November 27, 2009

Your Friday Smile!

This one is for my teaching blends...

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

Have a good one, and if you're having a long weekend,
be thankful for it!


Green-Eyed Momster said...

Great come (ahem) back! ;)

Thanks for the smiles!!


Robert the Skeptic said...

When I was a lowly student, the Nuclear Attach would have been the more likely scenario in my case.

Jimmy Bastard said...

There is nothing quite as satisfying as a witty one-liner when faced with an arse.

St Jude said...

Thank you for the smile. ;0}

Anonymous said...

Oh, gosh, that's a good one!

Stinkypaw said...

Robert: Really? I feel for you then. But somehow I think I should be the skeptic one...;-)

Jimmy: Welcome to my world!!