Friday, January 22, 2010

Your Friday Smile!

Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70 AND PLUS!

01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

03. No one expects you to run ---anywhere .

04. People call at 9 PM and ask, did I wake you?

05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

07. Things you buy now won't wear out.

08. You can eat supper at 4 PM.

09. You can live without sex but not without your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!

Helpful, huh?
Happy Friday!

7 comments:

Rachel said...

It is sort of scary how many of these apply to me, and I'm 30. EEEEEEEEEE!

Attila The Mom said...

snarf.

"09. You can live without sex but not without your glasses."

But then again, you have to wear your glasses during sex.

xoxox

greenduckiesgirl said...

Rachel, I was thinking the exact same thing! I'm 42.

This made me giggle.

Robert the Skeptic said...

I'm 60, I can certify that ALL of those are true.... so sadly true.

Green-Eyed Momster said...

Ah, so much to look forward to!

Hugs!!

kara said...

hey! it's monday!

that's really all i have to say.

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