With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think: "Good grief, look how smart I am!"
Must be where 'Smart Ass' came from!
Happy Friday & watch out for the little tricksters this weekend!
5 comments:
Wow! boy am I glad I read this blog post! I wondered why despite hardly eating anything I was still piling weight on, now I can stop bothering about it!
holy smokes! I'm a genius!!!
You made my day. Now I can eat all the leftover Halloween candy absolutely guilt free.
Cheers, jj
Thanks for that, it was really cute -- although I hardly have an ass at all, must say something for my intelligence. ; )
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