Il lui sourit à son tour et dit: " Excusez-moi, est-ce que je vous connais?"
Elle répond en souriant: " Je peux me tromper, mais je pense que vous êtes le père d'un de mes enfants... "
Les souvenirs du gars se bousculent et finalement, le renvoient vers la seule et unique fois où il a été infidèle.
Il s'exclame! : " Sacrament, ça serait pas toi la danseuse que j'ai baisé complètement saoûl sur la table de pool devant tous mes chums, pendant que votre amie
me flagellait avec un céleri mouillé en m'insérant un concombre dans le cul? "
" Heu..non! ", répond-elle, je suis le nouveau professeur de maternelle de votre fils!!! "
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Italian Advice
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bed. "You lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38 revolver, so you will always remember me."
The grandson replies, "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead?"
"Shuddup an lissin." Grandpa struggles to drive home his point. "Somma day you gonna runna da business, you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then......pointa to you watch and a say, times up?"
The Don had a point.
and on that note, have a great weekend everyone!
4 comments:
So, you know that first joke probably isn't even a joke... I can totally see that happening.
I said something similar to a dad once when I was a teacher... his son always called me 'mom.' His response was something like, let's make an honest woman out of you, or something like that. Creepy!
dcmm: That was creepy! and also weird that the kid always called you mom... strange behaviour...
I think all jokes are somewhat based on some truth or events... like the other joke, I also see that happening!
A lot of my students called me "mom" because they saw me more often than their own parents. I led a lot of small music groups in addition to teaching, so they really did spend more hours in a day with me than their parents.
dcmm: I still think it's weird for students to call their teacher mom, even if they see a lot of them... but then again, you probably knew you more (and you them) than their own parents!
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