There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, "Would you care to do it again?" He asks her. "Shall we?"
She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you shit on its head."
... AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
9 comments:
both are f-ing funny as hell. check out www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com
LMAO!
That picture made my day!
Oh my GOD! At Galoot's bachelor party one of our friends made a joke about the shape of the stripper's pubic hair by saying, "look it's Hitler!" - This pic perfectly illustrates that!
HILARIOUS! Have a good weekend!
PS - Like the new blog look!
themick: Hey! Welcome to my world! Some of those cats are pretty funny!
nikki: Glad you liked!
galoot: Glad it was so easy to make your day!
pg: Wonder if there's any picture of that, since you guys have been digging out old pictures!?
Thanks for the new look, trying something different while playing with the idea to move towards beta...
Funny!
What's the advantage of beta?
I'll let you off with the pigeon abuse, it was worth it!
jason67: I don't really know all advantages just yet, thus "playing with the idea"...
elf: I was hoping you'd find it funny! Thanks for letting me off!
forget hitler, that is some freckles hes got. =P
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