A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
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Grand-père et grand-mère sont en visite chez leur petit fils lorsque à grand-père trouva une bouteille de Viagra dans la pharmacie de son petit fils. Il lui demanda s'il pouvait utiliser une des pilules de Viagra.
Son petit fils lui répondit: "Je ne crois pas que tu devrais en prendre une, car c'est très fort et très dispendieux".
"Combien?" demanda le grand-père. "$10.00 la pilule" répondit le petit fils.
"Je m'en fou, j'aimerais en essayer une, et avant de partir demain matin, je te laisserai $10.00 sous l'oreiller."
Le lendemain matin, le petit fils trouva $110.00 sous l'oreiller.
Il appela immédiatement grand-père et lui dit: "Je t'avais dit grand-père que chaque pilule était $10.00 pas $110.00!"
"Je sais" dit le grand-père. "Le $100.00 est de ta grand mère!"
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And finally, Why Men Aren't Secretaries...
Husband's note on refrigerator for wife:
Someone from the Gyna Colleges called.
They said the Pabst beer is normal.
I didn't know you liked beer.
Have a great weekend!
4 comments:
Vraiment drole!
bwahahahaha!
I didn't know you liked beer.
I cannot wait to tell my MIL that. She will laugh so hard.
Thanks!
Hugs!
Hahahaha! That was great!!
Loved all three jokes, as usual. Hope you're keeping warm up there - I'm freezing today!
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