*She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. *
*She: "Oh, that feels good." *
*His hand moves to her breast.*
*She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."*
*His hand moves to her leg. *
*She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."*
*But he stops.*
*She: "Why did you stop?" *
*He: "I found the remote."*
***
It was the happiest day of her life. Arrived at church, husband waiting at the altar. Walked up the aisle. Kissed him on the cheek, smiled... and closed the fucking lid...
***
Check this out: Guess what is in my pants...
Have a great weekend!
11 comments:
The first one is too sadly true. . .
The second one I'll deny the truth of forever. . .
The last one PRICELESS!
Hahahaha, the last one was hilarious. But I always knew there was nothing buy baloney in a man's pants. ;-)
Er, that was supposed to say "but baloney." I need to proofread a little better.
Content filter blocked the third joke.
Taking the second one to lunch today it I make it.
You have a great weekend too!
That link was disgusting! And hilarious! I'm still giggling. (But I'm a little ashamed of myself for it. Hee.)
The first one sounds like my hubby .... sigh !!!
Take care, Meow
Hahahaha! I read this yesterday, and I was so insistant that my hubby watch the link that I forgot to comment!
Thanks for the giggles!
When he pulled the jelly donut out of his pocket I just about plotzed!
i wondered why they were all so intent on feeling around and really trying to figure it out but for $500 i would have rubbed it too.
Yeah, I was thinking all those chicks were whores until I saw the $500. I guess I'd be a whore too for 500 bucks (um.. that didn't come out quite right). HA!
trueself: Glad you enjoyed them!
ananke: Baloney allright - not sure I would have eaten it though...
wreckless: Too bad about your filter, it's a good one!
lizgwiz: You are such the comedian! ;-)
meow: Funny, 'cause here I'm the one looking for that remote in bed...
atm: Happy it made you laugh.
princess: The things we would do for money! ;-)
pg: I also think those girls were whores for wanting to be on tv! (and I knew what you meant... I think?! ;-)
trueself: Glad you enjoyed them!
ananke: Baloney allright - not sure I would have eaten it though...
wreckless: Too bad about your filter, it's a good one!
lizgwiz: You are such the comedian! ;-)
meow: Funny, 'cause here I'm the one looking for that remote in bed...
atm: Happy it made you laugh.
princess: The things we would do for money! ;-)
pg: I also think those girls were whores for wanting to be on tv! (and I knew what you meant... I think?! ;-)
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