Friday, September 21, 2007

Your Friday Smile!

During a commercial airline flight a Navy Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing her infant as discreetly as possible.

The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related impedimenta.

When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, "Gosh, that's a good looking baby... and he sure was hungry!"

Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said breast feeding would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.

The Navy Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed:

"And all these years I've been chewing gum."

***

Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.

The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dave."

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:

Dave ....

Dave ... ...

Dave ... ... ...

You're a Veterinarian!!

Have a great weekend everyone!
And please don't forget to tell me your birth date (here)!

6 comments:

Preposterous Ponderings said...

Ha ha ha ha Ewwwwwwww! Funny but gross! LOL

Mousse said...

HA-HA....Joke # 2 was a killer..
;-)

Ananke said...

Funny but yyyyuuuucccckkkk!!!!! Hahahahahaha! :-D

lizgwiz said...

Ewwwwwwwwww! And hee!

wreckless said...

nice. have a good weekend! I hope all is calming down a bit for you. :)

Attila The Mom said...

AAAAACCCCKKKKKK!