One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean.
It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."
"Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.
"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.
"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.
"Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."
Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."
Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."
Now get your mind out of the gutter!
*This happened to me a few years back when I was still single, as my mother passed my closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed me giving myself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: "What in the world are you doing?" I replied: "Mom, I'm twenty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."
The next day, my father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed me making passionate love to my vibrator.
To his query as to what I was doing, I said: "Dad I'm twenty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."
A couple days later, it was Christmas and my mom, some relatives and myself went to Midnight mass. My father never came, always having a good excuse to skip mass. That year it was he was going to pre-heat our meal for after mass. When we came home we heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. We entered that area and observed my dad sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the tv. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
My mom asked him: "What the hell are you doing?"
My dad replied: "It’s Christmas and I’m having a cold beer with my son-in-law!”
* This IS a joke, and never did happen… but it could have… ;-)