For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine.Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.
As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.
With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.
"What in bag?" asked the old woman.
Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."
The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two.
Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said,
"Good trade."
***
Two nuns, one of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It was getting dark and they were still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to take our virginity.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.
And those of you who thought it would be dirty... Pray for forgiveness!!
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4 comments:
OMG, I'm so sorry for the confusion, and boy was I ever confused. It turned out that both you and the person who actually won the draw had 'stories2tell' in your blog address but her blog name is different and she's with Typepad rather than blogger. And her last name wasn't McCready it was McElroy! I have a very weak wireless connection where I'm staying Mexico so that has made it all the more difficult...I still haven't been able to leave her a comment.
Please accept my apologies for the confusion and if you would like a copy of the print, I would love to send one to you. I know the colours may not fit your taste or your home but just let me know and if you decide to take me up on it, email me your address and I'll send it out to you.
It was really nice to meet you anyway, and thanks for the cute jokes...I especially like the one about the Navaho woman and the bottle of wine!
I have no idea what that first comment is about, but I guess we can call you Cinderella now, since someday your prints will come.
hee hee
need more coffee.
Hee!
I'm going to suggest the wine "trade" to all my married sisters! LOL!!!!! ;-)
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