Your Friday Smile!

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"

The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful."

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As Irish woman of advancing years talked to her physician to solicit his help in reviving her husband's flagging libido.

'What about trying Viagra?' asks the doctor.
'Not a chance,' she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin!'
'Not to fret,'replied the doctor. 'Give him an Irish Viagra.'
'What's an Irish Viagra, Doctor?'
'That's where you just drop the Viagra into his morning coffee. He won't even taste it,' replied the doctor. 'Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'

Not even a week had gone by before she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to the progress of the experiment. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid, just too terrible, doc!'

'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.

'Well, I did as you advised. I slipped the Viagra into his morning coffee and it took effect almost immediately. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging proudly! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth a flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me right on the tabletop! T'was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'

'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor. 'Do you mean to say the sex your husband gave you wasn't any good?'

'Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! T'was the best sex I've had in twenty-five years! But sure as I'm sittin' here before you, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again.'

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