Friday, April 25, 2008

Your Friday Smile!

A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

The German doctor replied, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

Then the British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

And finally a Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.'

Just had to share this one... tee hee

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and to even things out...

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in ALBERTA, BRITISH COLUMBIA, MANITOBA, COASTAL NEW BRUNSWICK AND COASTAL LABRADOR.

Our DIPSTICKS are located in OTTAWA, ONT.!!!

Any Questions?
NO? Didn't think So.

Enjoy your weekend!
& please tell me your birthday!

4 comments:

Deana said...

Thanks for the Friday morning laugh.

Mild Red (The Person Formerly Known As Ananke) said...

What would we really have to laugh about if we didn't have politicians? ;-)

Marius said...

I've always agreed with the belief that politicians and diapers should be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Stinkypaw said...

deana: My pleasure & hope to see you here again soon! You're always welcome!

m red: Oh, I'm sure we'd find other things/people like dancing stars... or co-workers... ;-)

marius: Good one! :-)