Friday, June 06, 2008

Your Friday Smile!

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example:

If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his forehead while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

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There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?'
He asks her 'Shall we?'
She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions.This time, I'll hold
the pigeon down and you shit on its head.'

----------------AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????

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And finally, here's a short video of the Japanese version of "America's Got Talent"

video

Have a great weekend everyone!

3 comments:

Daddy Papersurfer said...

Those both had the TG and I laughing - an excellent start to a Friday.

Ananke (Goddess With An Identity Crisis) said...

My banana eating days are now officially OVER. Hahahahaha.

Marius said...

Oh...My...God. One of my favorite snacks is bananas with chocolate frosting...never again!