Friday, June 20, 2008

Your Friday Smile!

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke… and well worth the wait!

An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'

The Mexican! Opened his lunch box and exclaimed,'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump off too.'

The blonde opened his lunch and said, 'Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
The blonde's wife said, 'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'


Enjoy your weekend!


Marius said...

Do you know why the blonde had a bruise on her navel? Because her boyfriend is blonde, too.


lizgwiz said...

I KNEW there was a reason I prefer dark-haired men!

simplypink said...

It's about time there was a blonde guy joke! :) Maxine always says it best.

Attila The Mom said...


Stinkypaw said...

marius: You ARE bad!!!

TraceyTreasure said...

Oh, I loved that joke! Yes, I am an O.C. and I will be coming back often. Thanks for stopping by and I will be a regular lurker and an O.C. from now on!