Friday, August 15, 2008

Your Friday Smile!

Only a Newfoundlander can make you feel like a REAL woman!!!

A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die'.

Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?' For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a man from Newfoundland stood up in the rear of the plane. He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved as he removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest.

She gasped...

Then, he spoke, 'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.'

Happy Friday everyone!

7 comments:

Kara said...

i. don't. get it.

is this because i'm american? not fair.

Julia said...

Haha, I definitely wasn't expecting that.

noble pig said...

I am laughing so hard! That is hilarious!

Annake said...

Hahaha, I know some Southern women that could relate to that one! ;-)

PinkPiddyPaws said...

hee.hee.. "Newfie" hee..hee..hee...

Traceytreasure said...

Very nice, very funny!! I've got one for you that's along the same lines. Thanks for the smiles.

What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working?

Slap her and tell her to get back to work!

Bad huh?

Hugs!! :)

Periwinkle Studio said...

I about choked on the chip I was eating when I read the last bit! *cough *cough! lol