Friday, September 19, 2008

Your Friday Smile!

A farmer orders a glass of champagne in a bar.
A woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence,' the farmer says, 'This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating.'
'This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!' says the woman.
'What a coincidence,' says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!'
'What a coincidence,' says the man... 'I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs.'
'That's great!' says the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence...'


And sice we are right smack in the "Political Season", I couldn't help laughing when I saw this...

Have a great weekend,
and go wish Liz, a happy birthday!


tNb said...

Thanks for starting my Friday with a smile! :-)

PinkPiddyPaws said...

Yup... that's pretty much right. Spewing nothing but a bunch of waste. tsk..tsk.. Good one! :)

Traceytreasure said...

Fantastic! Both, the joke and the picture of the truck with the honest message!!

Hope you have a great weekend!!


noble pig said...

OH MY GAWD that was so good! Thank you!

jane said...

hahaha a truck full o' shit!

Marius said...

I used to have the phrase "Politicians and diapers should both be chaged often, and for the same reason." as my sig line. Then I sent an email to my local Representative using that account. I never heard back.