A woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence,' the farmer says, 'This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating.'
'This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!' says the woman.
'What a coincidence,' says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!'
'What a coincidence,' says the man... 'I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs.'
'That's great!' says the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence...'
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And sice we are right smack in the "Political Season", I couldn't help laughing when I saw this...
4 comments:
Thanks for starting my Friday with a smile! :-)
Fantastic! Both, the joke and the picture of the truck with the honest message!!
Hope you have a great weekend!!
Hugs!!
OH MY GAWD that was so good! Thank you!
I used to have the phrase "Politicians and diapers should both be chaged often, and for the same reason." as my sig line. Then I sent an email to my local Representative using that account. I never heard back.
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