Friday, June 05, 2009

Your Friday Smile!

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find dad staring at him every time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son. "

***

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

'Olympic condoms?', she blurts, 'What makes them so special?'
'There are three colours', he replies, 'Gold, Silver and Bronze.'
'What colour are you going to wear tonight?', she asks cheekily.
'Gold of course', says the man proudly.
The wife responds, 'Really, why don't you wear Silver: it would be nice if you came second for a change!'.

Have a great weekend
& think of me tonight while I'll be walking!

7 comments:

lizgwiz said...

Hee!

Have fun tonight! Hopefully next time I'll be able to contribute again.

Green-Eyed Momster said...

Thank you, thank you! I love your Friday Smiles!!
Hope you have a wonderful weekend!!

Hugs!!

kara said...

i better be that awesome at 92. shoot, i better be that awesome at 30.

Prix ....... said...

Laughter is the best medicine!!! Great going!!!1

Purple Pigeon said...

heheh i love your friday smiles!

I'm back! Google let me sign in finally!!!

Started up a new blog at http://pigeonish.blogspot.com/

Now i just need to get round all my old chums!

Joanna Jenkins said...

I bet that kid is still scratching his head over your Dad. What a hoot.

Thanks for sharing.

greenduckiesgirl said...

Seen the first one (makes me laugh every time) but not the 2nd. Love the Olympic condoms idea!