Friday, July 17, 2009

Your Friday Smile!

A little old lady decided to join The Hell's Angels! One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.

She boldly proclaims, "I want to join your club."

The guy is amused, and decides to humor her a bit, so he says, she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.

The biker asks; "Do you have a motorcycle?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there," and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.

The biker then asked: "Do you drink?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep, like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."

The biker then asks, "Do you smoke?"

The little old lady replies "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool."

The biker is very impressed and asks, "You sound like one bad Mama. Tell me, have
you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times.

Enjoy your weekend!


Prix ....... said...

Truly made me rolling with laughter in middle of my slow and boring office today!!!!

Periwinkle Studio said...

Muahahahahawa! :)Funny one! Thanks for the laugh!:)

It was a close call because I almost spit my coffee on the computer! phew!

Annake said...

Hahahahahaha, I totally did not see that one coming!!!! Too funny. :-)

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Green-Eyed Momster said...

Love it! I don't know where you find these but they always make my day!

Hope you are happy and well! Don't get picked up by the fuzz!!


greenduckiesgirl said...

Okay, this made me laugh so hard that I had a coughing fit.

kara said...

that hurts just thinking about it. so i won't.