Friday, October 30, 2009

Your Friday Smile!

GUY SAYS TO HIS WIFE:

"Darling, what would you do if I said I've won the lottery?"

Wife replies: "I'd take half then leave you."

Guy says: "Excellent! I had three numbers and won ten dollars. Here’s a fiver - now f*ck off!

Happy Friday!
Watch out for the little monsters on Saturday,
they'll be out and about, better be careful!

9 comments:

Green-Eyed Momster said...

I won $7.00 last week. I'm keeping all of it. ;)

Happy weekend and hugs!!

St Jude said...

Cost / benefit springs to mind here. Have a good weekend. ;0)

Titaxy said...

lol..

I Say What You're Thinking and I'M The Bitch? said...

Hysterical! I'm stalking you now! GREAT blog!

Charlie said...

Good one, Stinky.

Joey Polanski said...

I smild at this on a Sunday ...

... Hope thats okay ...

Stinkypaw said...

I Say...: Thank you, stalk all you want and come back soon!

Joey P: That's great! Welcome as well and hope to see you again!

plo said...

heh, heh, heh...love it...some would do that for $5...

greenduckiesgirl said...

That's good!