Friday, December 04, 2009

Your Friday Smile!

Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, 'Where the hell have you been?'

Larry replies: 'I was out getting a tattoo!'

'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'

'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.

'What the hell were you thinking?! She said, shaking her head in disgust.
'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'

"Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Larry is in the Hospital, room 233.

Happy Friday!
Only three Fridays before Christmas...
If you're drinking, please don't drive.

5 comments:

Robert the Skeptic said...

I would never get a tattoo like that... money just slips through my hands.

greenduckiesgirl said...

Hah! I don't know which made me laugh more, the post, Robert's comment or the fact that my word verification is undshiv which makes me think that's what happened to Larry, he got a shiv in his underwear!

Titaxy said...

rofl.

LeeAnn said...

OMG!!! That is too funny!

Stinkypaw said...

Robert: Good one, but sad in a way... ;-)