Larry replies: 'I was out getting a tattoo!'
'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.
'What the hell were you thinking?! She said, shaking her head in disgust.
'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'
"Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is in the Hospital, room 233.
Happy Friday!
Only three Fridays before Christmas...
If you're drinking, please don't drive.
Only three Fridays before Christmas...
If you're drinking, please don't drive.
5 comments:
I would never get a tattoo like that... money just slips through my hands.
Hah! I don't know which made me laugh more, the post, Robert's comment or the fact that my word verification is undshiv which makes me think that's what happened to Larry, he got a shiv in his underwear!
rofl.
OMG!!! That is too funny!
Robert: Good one, but sad in a way... ;-)
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