Abnormal was in a terrible car accident last week. The Doc came in after he woke up and told him he had terrible news.
"Ab, I'm sorry to tell you this, but your penis is gone. Got completely wacked off in the wreck." "But, said the Doc, your insurance allows $9000 for reconstructive surgery. We can totally rebuild your penis, good as new. The cost is $1000 per inch. Now, you need to discuss this with the wife before you decide what we should do. We don't know what she's used to...5 inches, 7 inches, 9 inches...we don't know. Go home and discuss with her what to do with the $9000 and let me know."
A couple of days later, Abnormal came back to the Doc's office with a rather long face. "Well?, asked the Doc. What's the decision?"
"She wants granite counter tops."
Have a good one!