Friday, August 06, 2010

Your Friday Smile!

The Black Bra (as told by a Married Woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,






 
"What's for dinner, Zorro?"



Have fun!

4 comments:

Robert the Skeptic said...

That had a completely different ending than I was expecting.

TechnoBabe said...

Oh shoot, I thought the married one would be the hot one. Double darn.

Daddy Papersurfer said...

That's just the way the world wags ....... tee hee

Attila The Mom said...

Bahahahaha!