Friday, July 30, 2010

Your Friday Smile!

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

Oh well, happy Friday!
Practice Safe Sun!

4 comments:

Joanna Jenkins said...

Hahahahahaha! That will be me in a few more years :-)

Happy weekend, jj

CiCi said...

That would be so worth getting fired. I like this and if it's okay with you maybe I will use this some time even if I don't work.

Caroline said...

Haha- and you survived to tell the tale!
Well done xx

Robert the Skeptic said...

The reasonableness of that response is almost frightening. Who'd want to work for WalMart anyway.