Friday, December 10, 2010

Your Friday Smile!

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret to a long happy life?

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.  Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Forty," she replied.

Have fun this weekend!
Please avoid spillage, don't drink & drive!


TechnoBabe said...

See, she needs to lay off the junk food. Ha.

Attila The Mom said...