Friday, January 14, 2011

Your Friday Smile!

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Leave him alone.

So very true, sadly...
Happy Friday, enjoy your weekend!

5 comments:

TechnoBabe said...

Thank goodness it is not like this in our home. Hubby is clingy but he sure wants to be with me.

St Jude said...

I don't think any of that is unreasonable ;0}. By the way sweetie you won't find me at my old haunt, it's a long story. You can find me through my profile if you want to. xxx

St Jude said...

Ok I'm being the twit that you know and loved... try this profile.

Daddy Papersurfer said...

I would laugh if I wasn't crying .....

Robert the Skeptic said...

No wonder our marriage is a success, she has so few rules to follow.