Votre Friday Smile!

Une fille se confesse auprès d’un prêtre : Pardon mon père, mais j’ai péché.
- Mais qu’avez vous fait mon enfant?
- J’ai traité un homme de « tabarnak »
- Pourquoi l’avez-vous traité de « tabarnak »?
- Il m’a touché la main…
- Comme ça?, et il lui touche la main
- Oui mon père…
- Il n’y a pas de raison de le traiter de « tabarnak »
- Mais après il m’a touché les seins…
- Comme ceci? Et il lui caresse un sein
- Oui mon père…
- Il n’y a pas de raison de le traiter de « tabarnak » pour ça.
- Mais mon père, après il m’a pénétré avec son membre!
- Comme ça? Et il l’a pénètre tout doucement
- Oui mon père! OUI mon père! OUI MON PÈRE!!!
Après quelques minutes le prête ajoute : Il n’y a pas de raison de le traiter de « tabarnak »
- Mais mon père, il avait le sida!
- Ah! Le « tabarnak »!

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A NEW DRINK

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink.
The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.

The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar: A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in you mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.

He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK.
He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, and very pleasant.
He thinks - this is OK. Finally he picks up the limejuice and drinks it.
... In one second the sharp lime taste hits...
... At two seconds the Baileys curdles
... At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.

This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, "Jesus, what do you call that drink?"

She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge!"

I just love this one!!! Thanks Ian!

Have a great weekend everyone & a great vacation time to all of you Construction Workers - Happy Two Weeks Off!