First, check This Birthday Calculator
Second, I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby.
Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally...
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case!
Have a great weekend everyone!
'Looking forward to seeing you on the dance floor!
'Looking forward to seeing you on the dance floor!
18 comments:
Happy Birthday!!!! Wooooooo!!!
Go on, get merry and be silly!
I agree with the backward life thing. Unfortunately, it does mean experiencing puberty backwards and shrinking.... but y' know, other than that, lovely!
Have a great day!!
Happy birthday!!
And let me add my birthday wishes here too.
Have a happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!
I am just kidding, you know...
elf: Yerterday was a little more quiet, but tonight! Woohoo! Big party! Thanks and I'll cheer for you!
j67: Thanks, Bitch!
nif: Well thank you!
Trueself: Thanks!
j67: No worries! I'll get you later! Bitch! Takes one to know one! ;-)
Happy happy...happy happy!! Happy birthday!!
Awwww, I missed your day! Happy Belated, hope it was a happy one! :)
Happy Birthday (a day late)!!! :-D
hope your bday was wonderful. i love the post!
FUCKING [am I allowed to say that?] BRAVO....
YOU SO have it right.
Happy Birthday and here is hoping things go backwards from now on out....
Wow..brilliant!
sigh.....
atm: Thank you very, very, very... very much! ;-)
shoppergirl: It was great - thanks!
ananke: Better late then never! Thanks!
princess slea: Thank you!
skippymom: Of course you're allowed! Wouldn't it be fun to finish off as an orgasm?!
Happy birthday!
Ooooh, happy birthday, sorry I'm late. Hope it was a wonderful day.
Take care, Meow
Oh I'm so far behind on reading blogs! Happy Birthday. I hope it was a great day for you!
Hope you had a lovely birthday! 40 years YOUNG!!!
-r-: Thanks!
meow: Thanks! It was!
pg: You've been MIA for a while! Had a great day! Thanks!
dcmm: I must say, I don't feel that "young" these past few days, my body is telling me otherwise... ;-)
Hey, happy late birthday! I hope it was a good one! :)
gg: Thanks! It was fun!
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