Friday, November 24, 2006

Your Friday Smile!

Since today is my 40th birthday, I'm sharing my thoughts on aging:

First, check This Birthday Calculator

Second, I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby.

Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally...

You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case!


Have a great weekend everyone!
'Looking forward to seeing you on the dance floor!

18 comments:

Purple Pigeon said...

Happy Birthday!!!! Wooooooo!!!
Go on, get merry and be silly!

I agree with the backward life thing. Unfortunately, it does mean experiencing puberty backwards and shrinking.... but y' know, other than that, lovely!

Have a great day!!

Neurotic Illini Fan said...

Happy birthday!!

Trueself said...

And let me add my birthday wishes here too.

Have a happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I am just kidding, you know...

stinkypaw said...

elf: Yerterday was a little more quiet, but tonight! Woohoo! Big party! Thanks and I'll cheer for you!

j67: Thanks, Bitch!

nif: Well thank you!

Trueself: Thanks!

j67: No worries! I'll get you later! Bitch! Takes one to know one! ;-)

Attila the Mom said...

Happy happy...happy happy!! Happy birthday!!

Anonymous said...

Awwww, I missed your day! Happy Belated, hope it was a happy one! :)

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday (a day late)!!! :-D

princess slea said...

hope your bday was wonderful. i love the post!

Anonymous said...

FUCKING [am I allowed to say that?] BRAVO....

YOU SO have it right.

Happy Birthday and here is hoping things go backwards from now on out....

Wow..brilliant!

sigh.....

stinkypaw said...

atm: Thank you very, very, very... very much! ;-)

shoppergirl: It was great - thanks!

ananke: Better late then never! Thanks!

princess slea: Thank you!

skippymom: Of course you're allowed! Wouldn't it be fun to finish off as an orgasm?!

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday!

Meow (aka Connie) said...

Ooooh, happy birthday, sorry I'm late. Hope it was a wonderful day.
Take care, Meow

Anonymous said...

Oh I'm so far behind on reading blogs! Happy Birthday. I hope it was a great day for you!

don't call me MA'AM said...

Hope you had a lovely birthday! 40 years YOUNG!!!

stinkypaw said...

-r-: Thanks!

meow: Thanks! It was!

pg: You've been MIA for a while! Had a great day! Thanks!

dcmm: I must say, I don't feel that "young" these past few days, my body is telling me otherwise... ;-)

Anonymous said...

Hey, happy late birthday! I hope it was a good one! :)

stinkypaw said...

gg: Thanks! It was fun!